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Neck Muscles: Attempt to outmaneuver the dog's tongue headed for your ear, mouth, or eyeball. This is a lifelong fitness program. A dog is never too old or too feeble to "French Kiss" you when you least expect it.
I hope this has helped you get your body back in shape. Now if you will excuse me, I am headed to the ER with Sammie the Snorkie smirking in the background. 
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I hope you all picked up a few pointers from my last blog, Cheap Exercise Part 1.
Today I will share with you the final installment, Cheap Exercise Part 2.
Upper Arms: Throw the ball. Throw the squeaky toy. Throw the Frisbee.
Repeat until nauseous.
Upper Arms: (alternate) Tug the rope.
Tug the pull toy. Tug the sock. Repeat until your shoulder is dislocated or the dog gives up (we all know which comes first).
Hand Coordination: Remove foreign object from dog's locked jaw. This exercise is especially popular with puppy owners. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Remember, this is a timed exercise. Movements must be quick and precise. Sort of like fighting your mother-in-law for the last piece of steak at the dinner table.
Calves: After the dog has worn out the rest of your body, hang a round toy on your ankle and let the dog tug while you tug back. WARNING: This works only for those with strong bones and small dogs. Have you taken your calcium supplement today?
Calves: (alternate) Run after dog - pick any reason, there are plenty. Dogs of any size can be used for this exercise. . .except if you own a Greyhound. See if you can borrow the neighbor's Wiener dog.....they have short legs and can't run too fast.
Repeat until nauseous.Upper Arms: (alternate) Tug the rope.
Tug the pull toy. Tug the sock. Repeat until your shoulder is dislocated or the dog gives up (we all know which comes first).Hand Coordination: Remove foreign object from dog's locked jaw. This exercise is especially popular with puppy owners. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Remember, this is a timed exercise. Movements must be quick and precise. Sort of like fighting your mother-in-law for the last piece of steak at the dinner table.
Calves: After the dog has worn out the rest of your body, hang a round toy on your ankle and let the dog tug while you tug back. WARNING: This works only for those with strong bones and small dogs. Have you taken your calcium supplement today?
Calves: (alternate) Run after dog - pick any reason, there are plenty. Dogs of any size can be used for this exercise. . .except if you own a Greyhound. See if you can borrow the neighbor's Wiener dog.....they have short legs and can't run too fast.
Neck Muscles: Attempt to outmaneuver the dog's tongue headed for your ear, mouth, or eyeball. This is a lifelong fitness program. A dog is never too old or too feeble to "French Kiss" you when you least expect it.
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