Hello Everyone
Having female dogs, all spayed, I thought I would not have to see my dogs humping anything and everything in site. WRONG!
I have a 12 year old female poodle, Puddles, who has to be hormonal imbalanced. She has a favorite stuffed toy shaped like bone (ok I know what you all are thinking, stop it. lol) which is her 'humping toy'.
She doesn't 'do' it on a regular bases (maybe twice a week, which is more than some humans do I am afraid to say..not pointing any fingers, just saying. :-)
I have noticed Sammie watching Puddles doing her thing more intently each time. Sam just had her 1st birthday yesterday so I guess this behavior is interesting to her.
Well today it finally happened. Sammie started 'using' the boner toy, without much success I must say. ;-) She hasn't quite got the hang of it.....yet.
Poor Puddles was sitting on the couch watching Sammie The Snorkie use her 'toy' and I can't imagine what she was thinking, for that matter do I want to.........
I found out they actually sell a 'Hump Toy' for your dog! Here it is:
The instructions say to demonstrate to your dog how to have sex with this fake dog.
Me, demonstrate to my dog how to have sex with a fake stuffed dog???
If that isn't a YouTube moment I don't know what is. :-)
And the price for this 'toy'? $200!!!!!! Yes, you read it right, two hundred dollars!
It would be cheaper for me to get my neighbor's chihuahua, put her in the backyard with my dog, give each a steak and let both dogs have their 'fun' in the yard!
And where do they sell these things I wonder? Do they have a doggie sex section at your local PetSmart store???? Omg.
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