SAMMIE THE SNORKIE - PICKLE JUICE FARTS

Hello Everyone

Pickle Juice Farts - Sounds icky, smells worse. 
How do I know you ask? 
Was it my Aunt Betty that came for another visit and let one go? 
No, this time Sammie The Snorkie is the culprit.

The hubby lately has had these cravings for Bread & Butter Pickles. (if he was a she I would think we would be having another mouth to feed in 9 months). He will get a dessert plate, place 4 or 5 pickles on it and carry it to the den and watch TV or work on his computer. Just pickles...nothing else, not even a slice of bread, just two bare naked pickles sitting on the plate.

When the hubby was finished, he set the plate down on the floor next to the computer. He gets involved on his screen and doesn't notice Sammie sniffing then licking up the pickle juice on the plate...all of it, not. one. drop. left.

About 20 minutes later Sammie is sitting next to me on the couch while I am watching television, then the first 'one' hits my nose. It is the 

S.B.D.s, other wise known as silent but deadly. These creep up on you in the worst way, you feel fine one minute but the next you're gagging and your eyes are watering. I looked down and see the source. A cute little innocent face staring up at me, as I'm lying on the couch gasping for breath.

I'm thinking what can be the cause of this awful fart attack? I don't feed her Ol'Roy or Alpo, she gets a great low fat, high protein, dog food. Surely her cookie bones can't be giving her this much 'gas'... 

So in walks the husband, curling up his nose and says "Omg, what is that retched smell?" and looks directly at me!  "Uh uh, not me buddy" I reply, "It's the Snorkie." 

Find out later, much later, from the hubby that Sammie lapped up all of the pickle juice on the plate.

Hmmm... so that explains why the parakeets fell off their perch and the wallpaper peeled off the wall.....