Hello Everyone
My brother, God love him, is one of a kind. Always a leader, never a follower.
He once had a dog that he named 'Sex'. I asked him why in the world would he name his dog that and he said, "Everybody who has a dog calls him "Buddy" or "Princess." I call mine "Sex."
My brother says that his dog is great pal but has caused him a great deal of embarrassment throughout the years.
He told me a couple of stories he's had with his dog and I would like to share them here with you today:
When I went to the city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like one too." Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He winked and said, "You must have been quite a kid."
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex.He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill we don't care what you do." "But you don't understand", I said, "Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Funny, I have the same problem."
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He said, "Now that cable is all over the place it's no big deal anymore."
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "The courtroom isn't a confessional. Stick to the case, please." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me, too."
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