Hello Everyone
Since Sammie The Snorkie celebrated her one year old birthday Sept 30th, I have some rules for Sammie now that she is no longer a puppy:
Don't smell crotches,
don't eat plants.
Don't steal my food or underpants.
Don't eat my socks, don't grab my hair!
Don't rip the stuffing from the chair.
Don't eat the berries, or touch the bush,
Don't chew my shoes,
what is this mush?
Eat your cookies, drink your drink,
Outta the toilet!
Outta the sink!
Away from the litter box, it's for the cat.
And must you kiss me after that??!
don't eat plants.Don't steal my food or underpants.
Don't eat my socks, don't grab my hair!
Don't rip the stuffing from the chair.
Don't eat the berries, or touch the bush,
Don't chew my shoes,
what is this mush?Eat your cookies, drink your drink,
Outta the toilet!
Outta the sink!Away from the litter box, it's for the cat.
And must you kiss me after that??!
So let's go for a walk so you can do your "thing."
And maybe I'll get back my good diamond ring!
Dogs...you gotta luv um. 
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