SAMMIE THE SNORKIE - HER BAD HABITS

Hello Everyone

I got to thinking today that there are still a few things that Sammie needs to come to terms with....

1. It's not okay when you decide to practice barking at 3 a.m.

2. It's wrong to back Aunt Betty into a corner and guard her.

 
3. You shouldn't jump on my bed when you are sopping wet.

4. The cats have every right to be in the living room.

5. Barking at guests 10 minutes after they arrive is just plain stupid.

6. Getting up does NOT mean we are going for a walk.

 

7. Just because I'm eating, doesn't mean you can.

8. If you look at me with those big soppy eyes, I'm not going to give in and feed you. NOT NOT NOT. Oh, ok, just this once.

9. Don't give me the 'crabby look' when I want to dress you up in one of the cute outfits I bought just for you.

Yep, Sammie is still calling the shots in our household.